i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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