good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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