I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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