You work out of a Hotel?
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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