I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I deserve to be covered in dicks
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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