you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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