its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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