so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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