shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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