it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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