My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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