You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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