So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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