that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
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