And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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