Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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