He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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