U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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