If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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