Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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