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i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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