All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just blew my weed a kiss
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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