D3 body, D1 cock
Don't make out with my wife yet
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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