i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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