think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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