Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
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