how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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