she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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