I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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