chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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