ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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