he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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