And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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