and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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