Swine flu. Run for my life!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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