just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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