Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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