did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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