ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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