and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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