the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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