it's too hot outside to masturbate.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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