oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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