I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
