he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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