It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
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