The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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