At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Randomize