If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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