How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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