I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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