You're completely useless in the revolution.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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