i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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