did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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