Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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