I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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