So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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