question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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